a poem in subtitles

(they giggle)
(they giggle some more)
(she whispers)
(someone slaps someone's arm)
(he switches off the fan)
(someone groans)
(he shushes)
(shoes sliding on the floor)
(multiple thuds against the wall)

(door unlocks)

(she hushes this time)
(they look around the room)
(guilty, he covers his mouth)
(gasp)
(she switches off the light)
(waiting)

(door opens)

SURPRISE!